cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off


brititsh:

"im 12 but i am mature for my age"

image


istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK


perchu:

strikeupthebandom:

what the hell is going on

come find out

perchu:

strikeupthebandom:

what the hell is going on

come find out


marchingbandprobz:

I mean it almost looks like a piano

marchingbandprobz:

I mean it almost looks like a piano


snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin


jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data


multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed



neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs





sawfinnickodairinhisunderwear:

dukeofnod:

"No you fool!! You could fall!!"

WHY IS THIS THE MOST ADORABLE THING THAT I’VE EVER SEEN